Totally unbelievable

Today was really a weird day, just this afternoon I saw a husband using a big bamboo tree to hit and chase his wife, if you live here, you'll see that pretty a lot.
Just about few hours later and I accessed to dA, I took a speed test at speedtest.net and the result was really really unbelievable (I tried to download something and it was true). I forgot to say that my computer is connected to the Internet by cellular (256kbs). Real life is nut, now this